Now I will update you on my life. I've spent a lot of lazy time with my boyfriend, a certain James Franco. We're slowly planning an elaborate wedding that will rival the purposed Affleck-Lopez shindig that was, tragically, never to be. I don't want to give away too many of the bells and whistles, but I can tell you this: there will be flamingos.
Last week, I attended an impromptu bash at the residence of John Rzeznik and Lance Bass, Esq., to celebrate the anniversary of the nascence of the lovely and talented Amanda Latona, one of the backup dancers from the "I Want You Back" video, as performed by *Nsync. Much merriment was to be found, and I drank liberally of the proffered ale.
And in conclusion, many happy returns, belated as they may be, to one Matt Nathanson. A more genial fellow I have never known, and I wish him much health and goodwill in the years to come.
I don't know why I'm talking in such a manner today. Yo.